I learned how to make a malted vanilla almond milkshake.
I had whipped cream in the fridge too.
I didn’t need to know how absolutely, marvelously, beyond my ability to resist this would be.
You can’t possibly know how painfully lactose intolerant I am…
Oh, but that was the best 10 minutes of the last several days.
I made noises that should not be made over simple desserts.
So… I will suck it up and smile… Get a salad for dinner, drink Pepto like it’s water and hope to goodness this was a good intestine day.
Ya’ll so wanted to hear that, didn’t you?