October 19, 2006

Some quotes that amuse me. Now laugh, damnit, laugh!

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, “Have you got anything I’d like?” Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, “Extra medium.”

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

  • Erik

    You were one busy beaver today! half a jillion posts AND another change to the blog.

    I think I may have to use that shopping one myself.

    one of my favorite quotes is from Oscar Wilde “To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”

  • heidi

    There is really no limit to what I will do to avoid real work. And the history of today and all the ridiculous browsing I did proves it.

    It counts as work if I’m just SITTING at the computer, right?

    Nah? Darn it all to heck anyway.