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Ahem…

November 1, 2010

Dear Self,

You knew that making cranberry walnut white chocolate oatmeal cookies was going to make all your will-power disappear, you knew having peanut M&M’s in the room would cause you to obsess and you knew that a cheeseburger would hate you later.

You also knew that the resulting sugar-crash would make you obnoxious and cranky.

My question to you, dear Self, is this.

WHY DID YOU FORGET TO PACK THE ENZYMES & THE ALKA SELTZER THIS WEEKEND!

Have you no sense of self-preservation?

Sincerely,
Me.

  • Doom

    The answer from the darkside: No.

    Here I sit, reading your blog, with the remnants of my Holloween candy handouts sitting *right there*. Enough to right properly kill any diabetic quickly. Well, I have had a sugar reading of over 650 so maybe not all. Still… Uhmmm, Whoppers! Snickers! Almond Joys! and many others! Bah! *munch*

  • Giraffe

    Wow Doom. I thought I had no willpower. It makes it easier to eat badly when you eat yourself to death over decades.