You knew that making cranberry walnut white chocolate oatmeal cookies was going to make all your will-power disappear, you knew having peanut M&M’s in the room would cause you to obsess and you knew that a cheeseburger would hate you later.
You also knew that the resulting sugar-crash would make you obnoxious and cranky.
My question to you, dear Self, is this.
WHY DID YOU FORGET TO PACK THE ENZYMES & THE ALKA SELTZER THIS WEEKEND!
Have you no sense of self-preservation?