And the wondrous capabilities of her (Yes, she’s a girl. Seriously!) firmware shall be told from the very housetops of the realm.
And thou shalt name her….
*insert happy thoughts and cascading flower petals*
*cue dancing children and puppies*
And she will be with you, lo, even unto the end of the warranty and beyond. And those who are unable to come nigh unto her and possess her shall weep and travail. And it will be obvious to all that, yea and verily, I am touched.
iPod Touch’d that is…
Isn’t she beautiful? Yes, her name is Clover. What? Huh? You don’t you name all your new electronic babies? Weirdo.
And she was free, although she may cost me millions of brain cells I might miss. Eventually. Maybe…