Family Business | Funny

Proverbs 31 Woman Gets A Piercing

Isaac and Dillon were little. Like, “we love Between The Lions” kind of little, and their babysitter, Ryleigh (name changed), was one of their new favorite people. We were just happy to finally have a babysitter so we could go on 2 hour dates. It was important, at the time, to have these quality times […]

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Funny | Satire | Sublimly Ridiculous | Thoughts

5 Current Trends I Don’t Understand

Trend #1: “Frozen”  And everything about it. Ok, I saw the movie.  Misunderstood girl, lonely little sister, orphaned,  Broadway-esque music, Disney big-eyed, tiny waisted, princess beauties, funny/awkward male lead, goofy sidekick.  I get it, all the right elements have converged. But, seriously?  Was it THAT good?  I mean the songs are catchy, but they surely […]

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Faith & Encouragement | Finding Peace | Funny | Monday Morning Meditations | Sanctuary

Broken and Useless, But God…

The dog days of spring have sprung and I’m all “I think I can” to get through every single day of homeschooling and living.  To spread a blanket on the grass and nap my life away like the dog sounds heavenly. That’s on the one hand. On the other, a burning passion to clean every […]

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Funny

Not a guy…Promise

However, according to the GENDER GUESSER, I am a dude… Formally, I’m a “weak male” but informally I am 75% dude in my writing. Don’t believe me? Check this out. Genre: Formal Female = 1057 Male = 1487 Difference = 430; 58.45% Verdict: Weak MALE Weak emphasis could indicate European. And informally? Genre: Informal Female […]

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Funny

The Beauty Handicap

Vox has a post up over at his place about the inequality of women who are attractive v. women who are, well, a bit challenged. It cracks me up. Mostly because for most of my life, up until my late 20’s, I looked a lot like this: And I had the dorky wardrobe that went […]

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