I just spent some time reading a blog (who shall remain nameless because I am shallow and petty) and I have determined that I am…..
As in white socks and Reeboks with a denim skirt boring. Page boy haircut and turtleneck sweater tucked into polyester pants boring. Macaroni & cheese from the discount store boring. STD TV commercial boring. Manic on medication boring. Virgin margarita boring. Vanilla ice cream without sprinkles boring. Champagne with no bubbles boring.
Need I say more?