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Here’s Some Net Fluff

February 18, 2009

Type (“[your name] needs”) INTO YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE and see what comes up. Make sure to use the quote marks. List the first 10 sentences that make sense and then tag some of your friends! This is absolutely hilarious so I couldn’t resist playing it!. Here goes. These are the things that came out! This game seems to be taking off, so you may need to edit out results/duplicates from other people with your name who are playing the game. I won’t tag… But if you want to play along, feel free.  Show me I’m not the most pathetic person on the internet today!!!

  1. Heidi needed someone to love her and accepted this kind of treatment because she was so desperately trying to fill her unmet emotional needs. (Gag. Uh uh…)
  2. Heidi Needs More Privacy, Please Respect That Photo (Not THAT photo!)
  3. Heidi needs to finish her latest novel, and make it very very good. (Because who wants to write a mediocre novel?)
  4. Heidi is a fool in love. (So absolutely true!!)
  5. Heidi was going to make it in the business. (Depends on the business, eh?)
  6. Heidi Needs Attention Too (Yeah, gimme some love!)
  7. Heidi needs her own site. (One more?)
  8. Heidi is special need, she is almost completely blind (Yes, I AM special need. And yes I do have really bad eyes!)
  9. Get a clear picture of what Heidi’s special needs would be and are very pleased with the end results. (Now that that is figured out, send me the memo?)
  10. Heidi needs to remember that blood is thicker than water. (Now THAT’S funny!)

  • Steve

    1. Steve needs a doctor.
    2. Steve needs help again, please.
    3. Steve needs you!
    4. Steve needs a new v8-pack function.
    5. Steve needs YOUR money.
    6. Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman.
    7. Steve needs a Gordo’s Fix!
    8. Steve needs another job.
    9. Steve needs to stop grand standing with his smoke and mirror shows and focus on business development, alliances, and affordability.
    10. Steve needs to hurry up! This isn’t nap time!

    I had no idea Google knew me so well.

  • Steve

    1. Steve needs a doctor.
    2. Steve needs help again, please.
    3. Steve needs you!
    4. Steve needs a new v8-pack function.
    5. Steve needs YOUR money.
    6. Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman.
    7. Steve needs a Gordo’s Fix!
    8. Steve needs another job.
    9. Steve needs to stop grand standing with his smoke and mirror shows and focus on business development, alliances, and affordability.
    10. Steve needs to hurry up! This isn’t nap time!

    I had no idea Google knew me so well.

  • Hmmm. Steve has needs!

  • Hmmm. Steve has needs!

  • Erik has needs too! But they are on my blog.

  • When I type in “Birdie” I start getting all sorts of golf references. Go figure. 😉

  • AJW308

    Andy needs a bad girl.
    Andy needs to pee.
    Andy needs a new guitar.
    Andy needs a toothbrush.
    Andy needs to realize that the Yankees don’t need to sign him.
    Andy needs to get his vision checked.

  • momma dragon

    this recent name game made me realize just how many people have named their dogs after me.
    not sure I like it – not so much!
    then there were more women of questionable character??
    sigh……
    ignorance was bliss.”)