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How to Speak Chinese

August 25, 2008

My parents have spent the majority of the last 8-9 years in China. In all their travels they have learned some phrases which might be helpful in the event the Great Red Dragon actually does swallow the world and decides to turn us all into goose-stepping little sycophants…

Learn Chinese, a billion Chinamen can’t be wrong…. Right?

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)

English Chinese

That’s not right!                     Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP                          Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse                           Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?        Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table!  Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift!     Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here!              Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet!  Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone!          No Pah King

Meeting scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight                        Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile         Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive           Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great                                               Su Pa

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  • nevaeh2003

    OMGoodness…I am falling on the floor in stitches right now…my family thinks I have truly lost it. Thank you for the laugh…I needed it today..
    God Bless

  • nevaeh2003

    OMGoodness…I am falling on the floor in stitches right now…my family thinks I have truly lost it. Thank you for the laugh…I needed it today..
    God Bless