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I’m Not Dead Yet!!!

October 19, 2008

Well, after re-reading what I had written last week I feel the need to add one more humiliating concession. Despite all my attempts to the contrary I am still only a girl and prone to the weaknesses inherent in girls.

Namely? Estrogen.

P.M.S. shall hereafter be no reason to consider calling the Suicide Hotline.

KIDDING!

I’m much better now. In a week I will be at the end of my tenure as gainfully employed outside the home and the joy within our little dwelling is tangible. Apparently the boys are all tired of cold cereal for breakfast and I don’t find it remotely civilized to rise in the dark and work for an hour before seeing the sunlight.

I have lists and projects slated for the next several weeks and I fear my family will hate me and call me the House Nazi before too long.

*insert Captain Evil Nemesis laugh here*

Oh yeah… And I joined Facebook. I know. I know. I am a sell-out to serious bloggers *snort giggle* everywhere. I have done the following. Approved 17 friends… (feeling soo cool and pop-U-lar), written two notes of varying levels of fabulosity. *belly laugh*. Received commments. (most gratifiying) And most importantly? I have snooped into the lives of folks I haven’t even seen in over 10 years.

I tell you though, this whole Facebook thing?

It’s like crack. Gotta run.

I need to instant update my life so all my Friends can see what minutia I am participating in today.

  • My facebook status today:
    Wonder Woman is waiting for her head to stop hurting like a hurting thing. Maybe a butter tart would help? Hmmm…

  • My facebook status today:
    Wonder Woman is waiting for her head to stop hurting like a hurting thing. Maybe a butter tart would help? Hmmm…

  • prone to the weaknesses inherent in girls.

    There are times I just have to ignore my wife.

    One time I reacted and told her “You need to take some Midol, crush it and snort it!” One of those times my perspective was outside my body and I’m just watching, not believing what I just said. I didn’t expect things to go real well from that point on.

    She burst out laughing, knowing that even that wouldn’t help. But the humor did.

  • prone to the weaknesses inherent in girls.

    There are times I just have to ignore my wife.

    One time I reacted and told her “You need to take some Midol, crush it and snort it!” One of those times my perspective was outside my body and I’m just watching, not believing what I just said. I didn’t expect things to go real well from that point on.

    She burst out laughing, knowing that even that wouldn’t help. But the humor did.

  • BoysMom

    My husband does Facebook. My mother does Facebook. Everyone we knew in college does Facebook.
    Me? Eh, well, if I cared that much about those folks I’d’ve kept in touch with them back then. I mean, we all had phones, email, even mailing addresses.
    My husband likes to come say ‘Remember so-and-so? She’s married with three kids!’ every now and then. I’m going ‘Why would I want to? I never got along with her anyway!’

    AJW, don’t you know you’re supposed to just pass her the chocolate and take the kids out on those days? Bring take-out home while you’re at it!

  • BoysMom

    My husband does Facebook. My mother does Facebook. Everyone we knew in college does Facebook.
    Me? Eh, well, if I cared that much about those folks I’d’ve kept in touch with them back then. I mean, we all had phones, email, even mailing addresses.
    My husband likes to come say ‘Remember so-and-so? She’s married with three kids!’ every now and then. I’m going ‘Why would I want to? I never got along with her anyway!’

    AJW, don’t you know you’re supposed to just pass her the chocolate and take the kids out on those days? Bring take-out home while you’re at it!

  • Heidi,

    I have no idea WTH this is about, but this comment on an older post of mine was addressed to you. Not sure what it means, but the woman gave her name and made it sound like she knows you and has a serious beef with you.

  • Heidi,

    I have no idea WTH this is about, but this comment on an older post of mine was addressed to you. Not sure what it means, but the woman gave her name and made it sound like she knows you and has a serious beef with you.

  • heidi

    Mike… Dude… Wow! That was crazy!!! I replied, sorta. I have no idea who this is. Please feel free to delete the entire exchange if you would like.

    Ok… AJ, you are soooo lucky she laughed. Soooo lucky… WW. Hope your head feels better. I had that for like 5 days last week. YUCK!

    BoysMom, it completely cracks me up who is interested in “reconnecting”. I m surprised anyone still cares. Don’t understimate Nostalgia, huh?

  • heidi

    Mike… Dude… Wow! That was crazy!!! I replied, sorta. I have no idea who this is. Please feel free to delete the entire exchange if you would like.

    Ok… AJ, you are soooo lucky she laughed. Soooo lucky… WW. Hope your head feels better. I had that for like 5 days last week. YUCK!

    BoysMom, it completely cracks me up who is interested in “reconnecting”. I m surprised anyone still cares. Don’t understimate Nostalgia, huh?