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November 21, 2008

Is the level of brain quality we are currently experiencing…  For my next show I will be licking the windows and sucking on vacuum cleaner attachments…

Things said recently at my house:

*I had some Kix (kid tested, mother approved) and I choked on one when it hit me in the hacky-sack.  Says the younger boy.   The what?  You know the dangly thing in the back of your throat? Says he.   To which the older boys says,  you know the YANKEE!!!   I almost died laughing.

* What’s shorter than the short bus, queries my husband…  A MINIVAN!  Answers the precocious child.  Yes, I drive a minivan.   Don’t judge me.

*Today… “Where can I get some of that spray for the cat?”  Me, the ever kind and conscientious mother replies thusly… “Well, see, first we have to find the local catnip drug dealer and slip him some green.  On the low down, you know.   Then we negotiate for some “herb” for Zogby’s “glaucoma”.”   HEY!  I already said not to judge me.  I can’t help it that I have so few electrons to rub together upstairs.

Ok… Just had to write something to prove I wasn’t dead.

Have a bella weekend!
Ciao!

  • Thanks I shall!

    You too!

    😉

  • Thanks I shall!

    You too!

    😉

  • Heidi, I’m glad I’m not a fly on the wall at your house. I’d probably fall off laughing and get swatted! 🙂

  • Heidi, I’m glad I’m not a fly on the wall at your house. I’d probably fall off laughing and get swatted! 🙂

  • HI heidi. Was directed to your blog but some anonymous “me” poster that assumed I know who they were. Too bad I don’t. HA! I collect heidi’s. Yk, being a heidi myself I feel like I should. I’ve added you to my heidi blogroll. Nice to meet you. 😉

  • HI heidi. Was directed to your blog but some anonymous “me” poster that assumed I know who they were. Too bad I don’t. HA! I collect heidi’s. Yk, being a heidi myself I feel like I should. I’ve added you to my heidi blogroll. Nice to meet you. 😉

  • rockysstuff

    I almost died laughing and it left me in stitches (literally().
    Remind me to not read your blog after surgery unkess I’m well fortified with Vicodin.
    By the way isn’t that hanging thing a “golly boggle”, a “hame strooter”, or a “rang staister”? Have a fun end of the weekend!

  • rockysstuff

    I almost died laughing and it left me in stitches (literally().
    Remind me to not read your blog after surgery unkess I’m well fortified with Vicodin.
    By the way isn’t that hanging thing a “golly boggle”, a “hame strooter”, or a “rang staister”? Have a fun end of the weekend!