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No, really…. I’m a GIRL!!!

January 1, 2009

Found this website, GenderAnalyzer.com, while wandering about over at Roci’s place.  The man just got back from a tour in Iraq.  Way to go, dude!   You seriously rocked the “throne” there.   King of Mesopotamia.  I laughed and laughed.  Nice.

Anyhow,  I’ ve had cause to question my own identity.   My very personhood.   And no, I’m not happy about it.  What is this thing, you ask?  Well, according GenderAnalyzer.com  there is a 73% chance that this blog is written by a man.

Seriously.

We think http://www.pebblechaser.wordpress.com is written by a man (73%).

That’s what they said!

But, really!!! I promise!!!!  I’m a girl.

Promise!!

I suppose I could add more sappy mom stories, a few memes about our favorite colors and most moving jr high experiences, perhaps a few quizzes on how the measure of our character is based on the methodology of our kisses and even change the colors to All Pink All The Time. (With no offense intended to Wonder Woman who carries off the Pink very well without appearing smarmy.  Ahem.)

Oooh, maybe I’ll just write bad poetry about how emotional I become watching the Princess Diaries and how much I am in love with (name dorky TV personality) and how vampires that glitter isn’t gay at all but just beautiful and misunderstood.

Are you ready?  I’ll do some poetry first.    Hmm.. Deciding on a style.   ABAB?   ABBA?  Free verse?  Line of consciousness?  all lower case with no punctuation

That was a question, just so you know.  I couldn’t really communicate that clearly, you had to just feel it.  Did you feel it?

*clears throat*

I am here.  Inside me

crying

hoping

dreaming

of a day when

love finds me

and when i

am found to be

all i hoped i could

be

by you

………………………….

I think I just threw up a little in the back of my throat.

Now, so you know it’s really me.   A picture which I find especially moving and inspiring.

It’s called “Metamorphosis” by Sheila Wolk.  Available here for purchase.

metamorphosis

Now, quick, send me all your email addresses so I can add you to the cat/baby/fairy/bible verse email forward of the week because if you don’t then you are ashamed of your faith,  kittens and seal pups die and Tinker Bell will lose her wings.

Is that all girly enough for ya?

Yeah,  that was about all I could handle too.

Now, back to regular programming.

I want one of these.

desert-eagle-black-matte

Ohhh, baby….

  • *THE* Heidi

    I like you, Heidi dear!

    But do I hate your poetry.

    The one comfort is knowing that I have a friend I can puke with…

  • *THE* Heidi

    I like you, Heidi dear!

    But do I hate your poetry.

    The one comfort is knowing that I have a friend I can puke with…

  • *THE* Heidi

    I like you, Heidi dear!

    But do I hate your poetry.

    The one comfort is knowing that I have a friend I can puke with…

  • All my poetry or just this drivel?

  • All my poetry or just this drivel?

  • All my poetry or just this drivel?

  • Athor Pel

    Naw, you want a Browning Hi-Power or a CZ-75.

    http://www.robarguns.com/browning.htm

    http://www.cz-usa.com/product_detail.php?id=29

    You’d probably crack yourself in the forehead with that Desert Eagle if you fired it, knock yourself out cold and bleed all over. That wouldn’t be lady like at all.

  • Athor Pel

    Naw, you want a Browning Hi-Power or a CZ-75.

    http://www.robarguns.com/browning.htm

    http://www.cz-usa.com/product_detail.php?id=29

    You’d probably crack yourself in the forehead with that Desert Eagle if you fired it, knock yourself out cold and bleed all over. That wouldn’t be lady like at all.

  • Athor Pel

    Naw, you want a Browning Hi-Power or a CZ-75.

    http://www.robarguns.com/browning.htm

    http://www.cz-usa.com/product_detail.php?id=29

    You’d probably crack yourself in the forehead with that Desert Eagle if you fired it, knock yourself out cold and bleed all over. That wouldn’t be lady like at all.

  • Joelle

    Ha ha ha! Too funny.
    I love your 73% male blog. There are way too many scrap-booking, emotions gushing, cause promoting sites out there already. We love you the way you are! 😀

  • Joelle

    Ha ha ha! Too funny.
    I love your 73% male blog. There are way too many scrap-booking, emotions gushing, cause promoting sites out there already. We love you the way you are! 😀

  • Joelle

    Ha ha ha! Too funny.
    I love your 73% male blog. There are way too many scrap-booking, emotions gushing, cause promoting sites out there already. We love you the way you are! 😀

  • AP, did you just call me a frelling 😉 weanie? You do know that I throw around 75 pound haybales? Well, I did until I quit my job… Seriously. I am unusually strong for a girl. And not frail at all. At least that’s what I’ve found to be true. Most be the Montana gene. Me, frail. Oh I might pee my pants laughing at that one!

    I’d like to give the Desert Eagle a shot. I have shot my husbands .45 Ruger without any problems. Except for the noise which I like but it did ring for awhile. Shoulda worn somethin’, huh?

  • AP, did you just call me a frelling 😉 weanie? You do know that I throw around 75 pound haybales? Well, I did until I quit my job… Seriously. I am unusually strong for a girl. And not frail at all. At least that’s what I’ve found to be true. Most be the Montana gene. Me, frail. Oh I might pee my pants laughing at that one!

    I’d like to give the Desert Eagle a shot. I have shot my husbands .45 Ruger without any problems. Except for the noise which I like but it did ring for awhile. Shoulda worn somethin’, huh?

  • You still have lacked enough proof in your being feminine and stuff…

  • You still have lacked enough proof in your being feminine and stuff…

  • You still have lacked enough proof in your being feminine and stuff…

  • Egad.

  • I think a few topless photos could clear this up.

    (if you are shy, you could send them to my email).

  • I think a few topless photos could clear this up.

    (if you are shy, you could send them to my email).

  • Oh. My.

    Well, you are what you are and, yk, be all you can be and all that crap. It is what it is?

    I am just wondering — the measure of our character is based on the methodology of our kisses? Did you pull that one out on your own or is that something you’ve actually seen?!