Found this website, GenderAnalyzer.com, while wandering about over at Roci’s place. The man just got back from a tour in Iraq. Way to go, dude! You seriously rocked the “throne” there. King of Mesopotamia. I laughed and laughed. Nice.
Anyhow, I’ ve had cause to question my own identity. My very personhood. And no, I’m not happy about it. What is this thing, you ask? Well, according GenderAnalyzer.com there is a 73% chance that this blog is written by a man.
We think http://www.pebblechaser.wordpress.com is written by a man (73%).
That’s what they said!
But, really!!! I promise!!!! I’m a girl.
I suppose I could add more sappy mom stories, a few memes about our favorite colors and most moving jr high experiences, perhaps a few quizzes on how the measure of our character is based on the methodology of our kisses and even change the colors to All Pink All The Time. (With no offense intended to Wonder Woman who carries off the Pink very well without appearing smarmy. Ahem.)
Oooh, maybe I’ll just write bad poetry about how emotional I become watching the Princess Diaries and how much I am in love with (name dorky TV personality) and how vampires that glitter isn’t gay at all but just beautiful and misunderstood.
Are you ready? I’ll do some poetry first. Hmm.. Deciding on a style. ABAB? ABBA? Free verse? Line of consciousness? all lower case with no punctuation
That was a question, just so you know. I couldn’t really communicate that clearly, you had to just feel it. Did you feel it?
I am here. Inside me
of a day when
love finds me
and when i
am found to be
all i hoped i could
I think I just threw up a little in the back of my throat.
Now, so you know it’s really me. A picture which I find especially moving and inspiring.
It’s called “Metamorphosis” by Sheila Wolk. Available here for purchase.
Now, quick, send me all your email addresses so I can add you to the cat/baby/fairy/bible verse email forward of the week because if you don’t then you are ashamed of your faith, kittens and seal pups die and Tinker Bell will lose her wings.
Is that all girly enough for ya?
Yeah, that was about all I could handle too.
Now, back to regular programming.
I want one of these.