Not a guy…Promise

June 20, 2011

However, according to the GENDER GUESSER, I am a dude…

Formally, I’m a “weak male” but informally I am 75% dude in my writing.

Don’t believe me? Check this out.

Genre: Formal

Female = 1057

Male = 1487

Difference = 430; 58.45%

Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

And informally?

Genre: Informal

Female = 732

Male = 2222

Difference = 1490; 75.22%

Verdict: MALE

I promise I am NOT some guy sitting in his mothers basement. Just ask Erik over at DMM,he came over for Passover.

I have however had to have the “I know I look like a girl, but I think like a guy” conversation repeatedly in the past few days.

Thanks to Vox Day now I even have an Internet thingy that gives statistical proof.

  • I would ask for pictoral evidence but you have rejected such requests before and it would be easy for you to just gank something off the internet. I think the only way we are going to reslove this is with a bikini contest. Invite Arielle too. I have my doubts.

  • Giraffe

    I never even considered that you were not exactly what you claimed to be. I am so gullible. I’ll bet you are the guy that El Borak posted in this picture!!!!

  • Gaaah! Thanks for that, Giraffe – now pass the eye bleach please!

  • Doom

    I… am not sure I put much weight in their testing. But I have never doubted you being… you. Your too fruity, no offense, to be a guy. It isn’t in the words, it’s in the sentiment… or something. No test can judge that like a solid man or woman reader. If you aren’t your picture, you are you. My guess is the higher the education the more sex neutral. Education does not mean degrees, always, either. Simply being well read in actual mature writing would be educational, and add up. Getting all technical, but… (that and it called half of my work weak male, which I say is untrue)

  • You don’t want to see me in a bikini, Prof. Pregnancy was not kind, at all, to my mid-section. 😛
    That, and I told you before I’m just a 5. This is the internet, you can easily find 10s to ogle!

    Heidi, seeing as how you haven’t claimed to be a lesbian in the middle east, I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are, indeed, a woman. 😀

  • WHOA!!! I did indeed meet Heidi and I can assure you that Giraffe’s picture is (fortunately) very much not a picture of Heidi. Altho, it IS possible that the whole thing was just some paid actors to keep the ruse going…

  • Wow. If Erik isn’t willing to vouch for ya even after meeting you, it’s not looking good. Then again, do we really know who Erik is?

  • Well, I was treated to such a wonderful dinner that it almost HAD to be paid staff. I assume that some fancy schmancy chef came over in advance of my arrival to cook the food and the actress I knew as “Heidi” finished up the prep and setting of the table.

    One thing that is quite impressive is that the picture accompanying this blog is the face of the “actress” I met. Which must just mean that this plot was laid in motion many years ago… This rabbit hole goes deep! I need to get some aluminum foil if I am to explore this theory any further

  • Ahh… Y’all kill me! 🙂 It was so nice having Erik over and Little Bear for one of my overkill (according to my husband) celebratory dinners. I guess I just don’t know how to do anything by halves.