Happy Thoughts

Pretty

May 17, 2008

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real.

Erm, uh, I mean the blog template is so pretty…

I feel like dog spit. Ugh. It’s hot, muggy, all our fans are in storage and my lactose intolerant, chocolate hating digestive system is staging a revolution.

Death by acid reflux. With sharp shooting pains.