Politicks

Seriously, tho’

September 30, 2008

This election?

Seriously?

Obama is a joke.   Albeit a really bad one.   The great Uniter?  He can’t even manage his own campaign or reign in Michelle “Bitter Much” Obama.  And besides all that?

He’s boring.   B.O.R.I.N.G.

I know.  Jump all over me.  Tell me I’m shallow for even considering that as something to point out in an election.   But you know it’s true.  The noodle necked man is appallingly boring.

Smooth even tones that make me yawn at first and rapidly become nails on the chalkboard.  For that matter, none of them have great voices.   Palin speaks exclusively through her nose.  McCain?   Well, I know he uses an orifice…  Sleepy Dwarf, I mean, Biden…

Yawn….

But I’ll tell you who got my dander up.

That Katie “Badger” Couric.   With her silver eyeshadow to cover aging squintie lines around her beady little eyes as she obnoxiously buttonholed Palin in that cringe-worthy interview.  I mean seriously,  let’s talk about Obama’s “work” and his “plan”.

No, wait, I know the answer to that.

“I am the candidate for change.”

Of what specifically?  Diapers, money, orientation?   Hell, I’m all for change.   I mean last week I ordered something different at Wendy’s.

But even then I could explain, define and defend my position.   And that was only over a measly salad.  And I’m just an opinionated housewife.

Don’t you think Captain Socialist AmeriKa should be able to do the same?  Or maybe he should just sing to us like he did to those women last week.  “I’m every woman.”

Gag.

None of the contenders are interesting to me.  Not one.   Except as fodder for humor.   Nobody is going to come in riding the white horse and save us from this debacle.  700 BILLION?

Yeah, I’m all for change.

How bout we start in Washington?  With the Old School gone, the Freaky Freaky Left Baby Killers and the Special Interest peons?

I have an idea.  What if we put someone in office who actually 1) has read the Constitution 2) Supports it (as written) 3) has the big brass ones to stand up to the rest of the world who despise our sovereignty?

nd then if he/she came riding in on the motorcycle from that Nicolas Cage movie, you know the one with the flaming skeleton head?  Ghost Rider.  That would be freakin’ awesome!

I guess, in this election, I’ll be playing my part.  Minus the sweet chain, flaming head, superhero skills and bike.

I’ll be casting my ballot as Ghost Writer.

I’m liking….  Nah… I won’t spoil the surprise.

  • Obama is the model PC candidate. He is content free. His message contains no content, thus, there is nothing in his message that can offend anyone.

    In that light, he is the model PC man. He is virtually gender free. No muscles on him nor anything resembling testosterone. He’s practically guaranteed to not be threatening while he changes things.

    I did chuckle at “noodle necked”.

  • Obama is the model PC candidate. He is content free. His message contains no content, thus, there is nothing in his message that can offend anyone.

    In that light, he is the model PC man. He is virtually gender free. No muscles on him nor anything resembling testosterone. He’s practically guaranteed to not be threatening while he changes things.

    I did chuckle at “noodle necked”.

  • heidi

    Appalling. The whole thing is appalling. And funny. And Obama is only completely inoffensive if you have already sold your soul. To those who still have a grip on a conscience…

    He’s something less than the Anti-Christ and a bit more than Greenspan.

  • heidi

    Appalling. The whole thing is appalling. And funny. And Obama is only completely inoffensive if you have already sold your soul. To those who still have a grip on a conscience…

    He’s something less than the Anti-Christ and a bit more than Greenspan.

  • AJW308:

    You must be hanging around some different circles then me. There are plenty of people that I know that chew off my ear because of his policies and how the “offend” them.

    Heidi:

    Can you explain this statement to me, I have been up way too long today:

    And Obama is only completely inoffensive if you have already sold your soul. To those who still have a grip on a conscience…

  • AJW308:

    You must be hanging around some different circles then me. There are plenty of people that I know that chew off my ear because of his policies and how the “offend” them.

    Heidi:

    Can you explain this statement to me, I have been up way too long today:

    And Obama is only completely inoffensive if you have already sold your soul. To those who still have a grip on a conscience…