Mother of the Year here is feeding her children not just any corn dog and tots for lunch BUT JUMBO corn dogs and MEGA tots.
Please don’t tell the Mr. He is a firm believer in the Anti-Partially-Hydrogenated Task Force and may come to take away my Diet Pepsi.
Especially don’t mention I will be dipping my tots in a mixture of mayonaise and ketchup. Catsup for the dorks in England. I may or may not gargle ice cream at some point in the afternoon and the distinct possibility of chocolate chip cookies in my future makes me giggle a little.
But I’m not really a fast food lush. For dinner we will be having veal scallopini, gnochi with garlic sauce, steamed peas and a smokin’ garlicky, ceasar salad.
And then tomorrow I will vow to start my eating disorder.
I mean the one other than gluttony.