Food

Shhhhh…..

February 27, 2009

Mother of the Year here is feeding her children not just any corn dog and tots for lunch BUT JUMBO corn dogs and MEGA tots.

Please don’t tell the Mr.  He is a firm believer in the Anti-Partially-Hydrogenated Task Force and may come to take away my Diet Pepsi.

Especially don’t mention I will be dipping my tots in a mixture of mayonaise and ketchup.  Catsup for the dorks in England.   I may or may not gargle ice cream at some point in the afternoon and the  distinct possibility of chocolate chip cookies in my future makes me giggle a little.

But I’m not really a fast food lush.   For dinner we will be having veal scallopini, gnochi with garlic sauce, steamed peas and a smokin’ garlicky, ceasar salad.

And then tomorrow I will vow to start my eating disorder.

I mean the one other than gluttony.

  • Sounds like a feast to me, though I prefer honey dijon mustard to dip my tots in.

  • You can still eat tots while going gluten free. Just make sure that ketchup is gluten free! And those tots too! lol. Its amazing what they put wheat in.

  • You can still eat tots while going gluten free. Just make sure that ketchup is gluten free! And those tots too! lol. Its amazing what they put wheat in.

  • AJW308

    Especially don’t mention I will be dipping my tots in a mixture of mayonaise and ketchup.

    Mine does that too. She calls it “yumm yumm sauce”

    What’s wrong with honoring my English heritage? As long as it’s Heinz (I’m honoring my German heritage there). I’ll let her mix her foul Hunt’s with mayo and maybe, just maybe, those two foul concoctions will cancel themselves out.

    I do suppose the Miracle Whip honors my Irish heritage since it’s the Scotch Whiskey bottle (empty, of course) that honors my Scotch heritage.

    Yes, I suppose a peek in our cupboards or fridge will tell of tale of redundancy or simple solutions to marital discord. It all depends on what you are looking for.

  • Mmmmm, as last year’s Mother Of The Year award winner, pass it on over babe 😉

  • Mmmmm, as last year’s Mother Of The Year award winner, pass it on over babe 😉