OR when pigs fly.
We, our illustrious little family, sell on the conglomerate vampiric machine that is eBay. We are the little guy who is frequently poned by that other parasitic creation, Paypal.
But today! Yes, the glory that is today. Today the little guy won!
Paypal did NOT send over $100 to the bidder with no brain who failed in reading comprehension, basic decency and uncommon good sense. Today, Paypal voted in our favor.
So! Today, apparently, there are snowballs in hell.