I thought I could trust and after all, this is a Majik Negro we are talking about, a veritable Mocha Messiah! He made a promise. To HIS WIFE. And he couldn’t keep it. He promised to stop smoking.
*wailing/gnashing of teeth/pounding of chest*
And now it’s done. He’s admitted. Out Loud. He has smoked again. We are headed for Tobacco Gate. I can feel it. We’ll be redefining what it really means to “inhale”. Children all over the country will be lighting up because it’s not really smoking if you don’t own the pack yourself. All those precious pink lungs comprimised. We’ll be passing out nicotine free cigarettes in the skool clinics and parents the nation over will be wringing their hands. I mean if a Presidential Hopeful such as the indefatigable B.H. Obama can smoke and STILL become the last best hope for the debauched Left what hope do we have to convince Johnny and Susie it’s not OK?
Unless…. (light dawns slowly)… Unless this is merely a ploy to get the white redneck vote he’d been missing out on!
Yes! He didn’t really smoke, this is just one of those politician ploys to expand his support base! He wants the Montana and Wyoming vote. Three cheers! He’s brilliant. He has singlehandedly reinvented himself to be palatable to us, the grass roots.
As the Magic Marlboro Messiah!