This from my friend, Ginger…
It starts with…I got coffee at the Country Store and it was horrible. I had a 130 mile drive with a McDonalds half way….
I pull into the McDonalds and as I’m at the front door about to drop the last half of my truly terrible coffee in the trash I think “What if they have no coffee…How stupid is that it’s MCDONALDS. How could they not have coffee?” And drop my cup into the trash.
I walk in, walk up to the counter and say “I’d like a Sausage McSkillet Burrito and a large coffee.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. We don’t have any coffee.”
“WHAT? but you’re a MCDONALDS, how can you NOT have coffee?”
“A guy came in earlier and filled a hot pot and I didn’t realize we didn’t have anymore coffee in the back.”
“But you can have a latte or iced coffee.”
“What’s in the lattes?”
“Vanilla, or chocolate.”
“Too much sugar. What’s in the iced coffee?”
“Ice and coffee.”
“Uhm, but I thought you didn’t have any coffee.”
“Oh, that’s in a different pot right here.” (points)
“Uhm. Can I have an ice coffee without any ice?”
“Sure. Would you like me to warm that up for you?”
My eyebrows shoot up and I refrain from banging my HEAD on the COUNTER.
“Can we start over? I’d like a Sausage McSkillet Burrito and a large coffee…..please.”