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October 23, 2008

Liberals across the nation are bracing themselves for the distinct possibility that conservatives and grass-roots Americans could rise up, revolt against their religion of tolerance and vote in a Republican for the next 4 years.   In preparation for this possibility NOW,  GLAAD and NAACP are joining forces to create a new category of oppressed people groups and misunderstood PACS.   This classification will give all liberals everywhere a sense of belonging in a country that has decided, finally, to reject their cause, indoctrination and political manipulation.

Instead of  the label “Liberal”?  They shall be referred to as Persons of Alternate Politics or PAP.  They shall be given all the rights and privileges of any minority group.  Unless of course they are anglo, mid-30’s, male and heterosexual.

Any libelous statements will be considered a smear campaign…………

*laughs loudly*

I will not spell this out for you.   Read it again if you don’t get the joke.

  • You are not laughing alone.

  • momma dragon

    I can see you may be out of work, but still in the job.
    seriously??
    way too much time on your hands these days…..

    just kidding,
    good to hear from you, as always.
    I am ready for the conclusion to the saga – whenever you get around to it.

  • I laughed.

  • Unless of course they are anglo, mid-30’s, male and heterosexual.

    Does 32 count as “mid-30’s” cuz I was really hoping to be a PAPer (as opposed to the pauper I am right now) And being a libertarian is certainly alternate…

    Wait, I am 31. What the heck!?!? Lack of sleep, monday morning, work, and throw in some natural blondness and this is what you get!

  • Unless of course they are anglo, mid-30’s, male and heterosexual.

    Does 32 count as “mid-30’s” cuz I was really hoping to be a PAPer (as opposed to the pauper I am right now) And being a libertarian is certainly alternate…

    Wait, I am 31. What the heck!?!? Lack of sleep, monday morning, work, and throw in some natural blondness and this is what you get!