Liberals across the nation are bracing themselves for the distinct possibility that conservatives and grass-roots Americans could rise up, revolt against their religion of tolerance and vote in a Republican for the next 4 years. In preparation for this possibility NOW, GLAAD and NAACP are joining forces to create a new category of oppressed people groups and misunderstood PACS. This classification will give all liberals everywhere a sense of belonging in a country that has decided, finally, to reject their cause, indoctrination and political manipulation.
Instead of the label “Liberal”? They shall be referred to as Persons of Alternate Politics or PAP. They shall be given all the rights and privileges of any minority group. Unless of course they are anglo, mid-30’s, male and heterosexual.
Any libelous statements will be considered a smear campaign…………
I will not spell this out for you. Read it again if you don’t get the joke.