Funny

Vampires that sparkle… That’s not gay at all.

July 20, 2010

Well, I’m actually going to enjoy the Great Outdoors today and then going for a quick overnight camping trip tomorrow.

So, in lieu of Real Thought I leave you with this brilliant observation about

Twilight.

Because we haven’t, quite yet, beaten this horse into a bloody pulp.

  • Romance novels = porn for chicks.

    Just as evil and just as destructive to normal relationships, maybe even more so. Guys know that object of their lust is just that, an object and they don’t really think of her in terms of a actual girl that they will achieve a lasting relationship with.

  • Romance novels = porn for chicks.

    Just as evil and just as destructive to normal relationships, maybe even more so. Guys know that object of their lust is just that, an object and they don’t really think of her in terms of a actual girl that they will achieve a lasting relationship with.

  • Doom

    Oh, and “vegetarian” vampires at that. What a hoot. I let my last galpal enjoy these without saying a word. She was really into them. Something changed though, she quit half way through the third book and won’t watch the movies. I bet, after ‘knowing me’ and hearing girls talking like they do about this, she put some things together and… gagged. Hmm, she is becoming a very good friend, after all. Oh, and she taught me some cool and useful things too, so it wasn’t all one way. Coffee and foods to a degree. Hmm, and wool socks. And some other things.

    Vegetarian vampires? Sparkly? These things are supposed to be our predators. Oh well, a whole next generation of goths?

  • Doom

    Oh, and “vegetarian” vampires at that. What a hoot. I let my last galpal enjoy these without saying a word. She was really into them. Something changed though, she quit half way through the third book and won’t watch the movies. I bet, after ‘knowing me’ and hearing girls talking like they do about this, she put some things together and… gagged. Hmm, she is becoming a very good friend, after all. Oh, and she taught me some cool and useful things too, so it wasn’t all one way. Coffee and foods to a degree. Hmm, and wool socks. And some other things.

    Vegetarian vampires? Sparkly? These things are supposed to be our predators. Oh well, a whole next generation of goths?

  • wendy

    funny:)

  • wendy

    funny:)

  • Found this:

    http://itthing.com/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life

    Thought ya’ll might enjoy it.

  • I certainly hope that article was a spoof.

    Otherwise I will feel bad for laughing so much.

  • John Quincy Public

    Oh dear pearl. Res, let this be a lesson never to play Harry Potter in the sheets.

    And Arielle? Let’s say that the ex found Twilight down the road and I dare say it’s likely not a spoof.

  • Any woman who is this driven to Twilight deserves to live alone in the one bedroom apartment she shares with 14 cats.

    It’s been quite eye opening to me to see the responses to this book/movie series from women I know.

    I even read the books in an attempt to understand.

    Didn’t. Get. It.

    Whatever!!!

  • Arielle

    The Harry Potter stuff alluded to in the article was also pretty mind-boggling.

    Empty people looking for things to fill the emptiness, I guess.

  • I really don’t get the whole Twilight obsession and worse, I’m starting to giggle behind the backs of friends who do.

  • I really don’t get the whole Twilight obsession and worse, I’m starting to giggle behind the backs of friends who do.