He is such a nice man. And I didn’t suggest any of these. There was no tampering with the results, no bribing of officials, no intimidation at the ballot box. There were no bribes, no coercions, no rewards offered.
I think he might have a crush on me. Finally! Now I know who’s been spammin’ me! You know the “secret crush” emails? Such a relief. It must be him.
How nice for me.